Zippy Applenose

[sun_set_bravely]

I'm hesitant to post this forward I received on my LJ without being able to verify its actual source, but it's so silly that I have to post it anyway.



The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dav Pilkey.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
I end up being Zippy Applenose.

What's your new name?

Comments

[microbie.livejournal.com]

Chim-chim Applehiney.

Not bad, not bad at all.

[paularubia.livejournal.com]

Dorkey Bubblefanny.

But NOTHING could beat Goober Chickenshorts!

[zorah.livejournal.com]

Um....

Loopy Chickenshorts.

Gawd, does this mean I'm related to The Scarecrow?

[sun-set-bravely.livejournal.com]

Oh dear...

Maybe Chickenshorts is as common a last name as Smith.

[dearanxiety.livejournal.com]

poopsie girdlefanny! i'm totally stealing this and posting it on my page...especially since i adore captain underpants!

[mikecheck.livejournal.com]

Buttercup Applechunks.

i should point out that this will not work for our beloved christopher.

[sun-set-bravely.livejournal.com]

True! I recommended that he should choose his own last word, but he said to try "mai le" as his last name, which gives us Loopy Headbrain. I think that works.

[freak1c.livejournal.com]

i'm okay with loopy headbrain. even though i kinda had to combine a few of my names.

[sun-set-bravely.livejournal.com]

You know, you could just use the two letters of your last name and be Loopy Livertush. That's pretty good too.

[tallgirl.livejournal.com]

You probably don't want to hear this, but I think you're name is Loopy Girdle. You use the second letter of your last name and since you don't have a fourth letter, it just stops there.

[tallgirl.livejournal.com]

Tulefel Cootietush

I don't like this game and I don't want to play anymore. Hell, I don't even know what tulefel means. I'm having GRE flashbacks.

[sun-set-bravely.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's a weird one. Tulefel? Maybe it's a typo. Feel free to choose your own first name if it makes you feel better. :)