Heard on the Travel Channel:

[sun_set_bravely]

"Every year, thousands of powerful tornadoes target unsuspecting communities that have no chance of defending themselves against the ultimate in terror."

Wow. Someone should tip off our President about these terrorists. They should be included in the U.S.'s War on Terror, for sure.

Hyperbole, much?

Comments

[kokopopo.livejournal.com]

I love the notion that tornadoes are "targeting" communities. I had always assumed they were just searching for other tornadoes to mate with.

[sun-set-bravely.livejournal.com]

That's funny! Those crazy tornadoes, acting on human impulses out there on the plains of the United States. Always attacking innocent communities out of the evil of their cloudy, swirling hearts. Someone should lock them up before they hurt themselves.