Happy Belated Birthday!!!

[sun_set_bravely]

Because most of my house is packed in boxes -- which includes my brain; it should be somewhere around here -- I failed to wish a certain ex-gmoneyjonesiii a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY yesterday. I can only hope he will forgive me for this egregious error, and continue to be my friend. If not, I'll have to punch him, and that won't be pretty.

Happy belated birthday, G.!!

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#3 courtesy of Harlan Ellison

[gmoneyjonesiii.livejournal.com]

Choose the correct response:

1) I see, now that you're moving up to loftier climes, casting aside the little people who were in your way. Get her a new apartment and she thinks she's Queen of Sheba, eh? Looks like you forgot one crucial thing amidst the kitchen space, the hardwood floors, and the bird-beshitted fire escape. You forgot US, the ones who got you here! Oh, wait. I never got you here. Hm.

2) Oh, I think we can arrange something on a trial friend basis. Just fill out these forms. White is for H.R., pink for the home office, goldenrod for your supervisor, canary for your supervisor's pet, and the cornflower blue copy is for you. Six months from now, we'll review, and at that time, submit the puce, taupe, and cerulean forms. And then we'll see where we are, K? K.

3) Yes, you finally made it, Frankie! Oscar night! And here you sit, on top of a Glass Mountain called "Success". You’re one of the chosen five, and the whole town’s holding its breath to see who won it. It’s been quite a climb, hasn’t it, Frankie? Down at the bottom, scuffling for dimes in those smokers, all the way to the top. Magic Hollywood! Ever think about it? I do, friend Frankie. I do.

4) Thank you so much! I'm tickled that you remembered at all--you've had so much to do in the last few days. And Mister remembered too...I feel so loved. The fact that you remembered me without even using your brain just shows how conscientious you are. What a great friend. You're a keeper.


Answer: 4

Re: #3 courtesy of Harlan Ellison

[echoboom.livejournal.com]

wait a sec.--stop the press- umm let me see here....

im looking at my Bruce Lee Calendar and there is no mention of G Money's birthday.. let me look again..
yup, not listed..
so it couldnt possibly have been his birthday, you see, cause Bruce Lee doesnt lie.. no, sirree..


maybe, i recieved a calendar that was misprinted?
yes, that may be it. i do remember them selling it at half off--thats why it was cheaper, FAULTY CALENDAR-ING or whatever they call it.
Bruce Lee would not fail us.

happy birthday bro! be seein you soon!

29-inch punch

[gmoneyjonesiii.livejournal.com]

Hm, you sure that wasn't a Bruce Li calendar? Cause, you know, he's the one who lies (cf. Bruce Lee Fights Back From The Grave, or better yet, don't). Bruce Lee, on the other hand, could not give his official approval to the calendar people to make my birthday a known and printed holiday, as he has not quite exited the dragon just yet.

Thanks, Cap'n C! We'll celebrate in another, oh, two months or so.