Apartment listings in Manhattan, as seen on Craigslist

[sun_set_bravely]

$1850 / 1br - █► SUPERFLUIDIOUS 1BR █► FREE GYM, DRMN, PIX!

$1700 - ▀◙ GINORMOSAURUS 500-600SF FLEX-1BR ▀◙ POOL / PIX

I mean, I'll even ignore the weirdo mysterious graphics included in the title just for the glory of reading words like "Superfluidious" and "Ginormosaurus." I'm actually giddy from saying those words.

Go on, say them out loud.

Superfluidious


Ginormosaurus

Do you feel like you're in the weirdest spelling bee ever?

Tee hee hee!

I now return you to your regularly scheduled friends' list.

Comments

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

"I am Superfluidious, a Borg..."

no exception

[girlinthemoon.livejournal.com]

your entries rarely fail to put a smile on my face :)

Re: no exception

[sun-set-bravely.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad! :)

[oceanic.livejournal.com]

You just know you're going to go there to see the apartment and everyone in the apartment will be speaking English backwards at high speed. And then they'll throw a heavy thesaurus at you, and you'll have to leave before they sacrific you on the altar of Verboscosity.