Recently heard in our apartment

[sun_set_bravely]

She's at her computer, sorting Christmas pictures and surfing the web. He's lolling upstairs in bed, nursing a sore knee and avoiding sleep.

S: Hey, did you know the Corona Club fits 1800 people for a concert?

H: Our place could fit 1800 people.

S: No way.

pause. typing. pause.

H: How big do you think a baby dwarf is?

pause.

S: I have to say I've never thought about that.

H: Oh.

pause.

H: Do you wanna know how I got there?

S: Yeah.

H: I was trying to think of how we could fit 1800 people in here. I thought maybe if they were all dwarfs, you know, like Peter Dinklage, but then still probably not. So then I thought if they were baby dwarfs...

Comments

[bleppo.livejournal.com]

I think Peter Dinklage is sexy.

I met my ex's boss at a Red Sox game (he sold peanuts on the weekends). My ex had not told me his boss was a dwarf (I once didn't tell someone about my first boyfriend's stutter before I introduced them. Apparently that was a bad thing).

Anywho. After the boss moved on, I gave the ex a slight smack and told him he could have warned me. His response, "He's a dwarf?? I always just thought he was really really short."

I think this has some vague connection to your post.

[mikecheck.livejournal.com]

you can see baby dwarves in the movie Willow. and i'm not sure 'dwarf' is the appropriate term anymore. but i could be wrong.