Be Aggressive! B-E Aggressive!

[sun_set_bravely]

Parked across the street right now is this van:



Pray tell, if you know, how exactly does an Aggressive Mirror behave?

"Hey dude, you look good today. No? But I SAID you look good! Wanna make something of it, punk? Don't piss me off; I'll go all Seven Years Bad Luck on your ass!"

Comments

[freak1c.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Maybe it's that the workers are aggressive...

"You KNOW you need this Glass! No? *SMASH* - Now you need the glass. I got your glass here."

[sun-set-bravely.livejournal.com]

Maybe so! Hey, if that whole phone-selling thing doesn't work out for Mike, maybe he can give these guys a call.

[chaptal.livejournal.com]

You wanna look through the glass? You'd better look through the glass. Pull up those blinds. Go'wan. PULL them!!!

[sun-set-bravely.livejournal.com]

tee hee!

[curmudgeon.livejournal.com]

Well, he's certainly aggressively double-parked, that's for sure.

[skyschemer.livejournal.com]

Pray tell, if you know, how exactly does an Aggressive Mirror behave?

It's obviously a mirror that shows you what's happening before you look into it.

Or maybe that would be a Proactive Mirror?

I am still trying to work out Aggressive Glass.

[oceanic.livejournal.com]

Haha!

I'm picturing aggressive glass shards. Like Fantasia-style where the little glass shards get up and walk da-dum, da-dum across the floor towards you. Yikes!

[rothko.livejournal.com]

Dude, the fuckin' weirdest van I ever saw in New York City was the Kabbalah van.

On the driver's side door was printed "Aleph Plumbing and Heating" or some such thing, and both sides plus the back doors were covered with drawings of the Tree of Life. I shit you not. I so wish I'd had my camera with me.

[sun-set-bravely.livejournal.com]

That is a strange, strange van. I wonder if people buy used vehicles, then paint their slogans on without removing the old ones. What else could explain a Tree of Life plumbing van??