Googlism.com

[sun_set_bravely]

fathoming linked to this site, and I couldn't resist trying it. My name came up with some really weird ones, but it also came up with some wonderful mixtures of words. Some could easily become a part of my daily flirts with myself. And some are just plain funny.

Here are the highlights (with my initial used to protect the innocent, etc.):

j. is dead inspiration slipping away
j. is beautiful but you might consider eating a steak
j. is born in bangkok welcome j. to this wunderful world
j. is also the project leader for the cloverbuds in her area
j. is using the chemical composition of fish ear stones
j. is trying to determining if this belief holds true for elkhorn slough
j. is as talented as she is beautiful
j. is everywhere
j. is also an apprentice shaman
j. is well
j. is a petite asian hottie
j. is italian with dark brown hair and brown eyes with an olive complexion
j. is good hello
j. is all things
j. is that really true?
j. is the kind of girl that likes to 'get involved'
j. is helping me remove the filters
j. is a winner here in Mahwah
j. is threatened by a hungry wild rooster
j. is taken to a palace
j. is the definition of friendship
j. is slightly taller
j. is most probably the one who took care of it
j. is slowly starting to
j. is actually a minor deity
j. is a genius
j. is home with her family
j. is tiny sexual chat
j. is a goddess
j. is processing real
j. is married to a physician and is the mother of identical twin girls
j. is enjoying tremendous success
j. is married to a wonderful man who works in information technology
j. is a boy
j. is so full of chocolate she's going to barf
j. is worth wait


and my personal favorite:

j. is actually more strange to me than love

~ ~ ~

Heh. J. is completely amused. I may add these to my LJ bio. That thing has been in need of an update for a while.

My favorite part about the Googlism experience is that you can really choose whatever you want to "be." And it came up with some excellent ideas for the future ("j. is also an apprentice shaman")! (Look at me, taking a fun web tool and getting all philosophical with it.) And I didn't include the ones that said, "j. is dead" or "j. is not all that pretty." I don't want that on my list of things that I am. Googlism or no Googlism.

Comments

[daisydumont.livejournal.com]

i got one result: daisydumont is quite ill.

haha!

[sun-set-bravely.livejournal.com]

hee hee!

chrisle is difficult to predict

[freak1c.livejournal.com]

I used Chrisle cuz we all know that if I use Christopher that damn Le Brun freak will show up.

And well Google is right! Chrisle is difficult to predict. Even he doesn't really know what he'll do!

: )

I liked this series...

j. is the definition of friendship
j. is slightly taller
j. is most probably the one who took care of it
j. is slowly starting to
j. is actually a minor deity
j. is a genius
j. is home with her family
j. is tiny sexual chat
j. is a goddess
j. is processing real

[oceanic.livejournal.com]

j. is processing real
is my far-and-away favorite. And Googlism clearly lies, because j. is super pretty. :)
I posted my googlism list a while ago, somewhere in the annals of my LJ, which is now of almost Homerian proportions.

[sun-set-bravely.livejournal.com]

I love the annals of LJ. At first, I thought that having a long and organized Memories section was superfluous, but now I realize that it's a great way to keep track of things I want to remember. Heh. That's probably why they called it "Memories." Fucking smart-heads.

[oceanic.livejournal.com]

*laugh*
Yeah, well your mom's a fucking smart-head. ;)

[sun-set-bravely.livejournal.com]

so what? You're a smart-head too. I saw that super-fancy-shmancy editor talk you posted a few days ago. Stoopid smart-head-face.

[oceanic.livejournal.com]

yeah? yeah? well... well, you're nothing but a.. big stupid moron-head. You wouldn't know super-fancy-schmancy..umm, whatever you said.. if it bit you in the ass!

"He said a bad word!"

"Grass. The grass needs mowing."

Bonus points if you know which one of my favorite novels that exchange is from. :)

[sun-set-bravely.livejournal.com]

Ahh... I lose the bonus points. What's it from?

[oceanic.livejournal.com]

Pat Conroy's "The Prince of Tides." The real quote is "Daddy said a bad word!" "Grass. The grass needs cutting." "The grass always needs cutting when he says that word!"
I love love love, in all silly and deeply-felt ways, that book.

[sun-set-bravely.livejournal.com]

I've never read that book. Is it the same Prince of Tides as the movie? I haven't seen that either, so I'm completely ignorant about the matter. What do you love about the book most of all?

[oceanic.livejournal.com]

Oof. Man. Don't see the movie, it's a travesty of horrific fictional amputation.
What I love about the book most, I guess, can be summed up in the opening line: "My wound is geography." The book is, in essence, about a man wounded by his childhood, but most of all because he finds such beauty interwoven with the various horrors of it. The writing is gorgeous, which doesn't hurt, and it takes place in South Carolina.
Plus, if the myriad emotional intricacies of the plot don't get you, Conroy writes some of the most hilarious dialogue I've ever read. Example: the main character to a receptionist at his sister's psychiatrist's office--

"How are the penguins?"
"What?"
"It's so cold in this office I assumed that the doctor must be raising penguins."
"Get on, Carolina. I have to pile on the sweaters in July and damn if I don't feel like strutting around here in a bikini in January."
"But does she cure a lot of patients, then lose them to pneumonia?"
"Get."

[sun-set-bravely.livejournal.com]

Ooh, this description tempts me to find the book on my next trip to the library. And have no fear, I will stay far, far away from the movie.

[oceanic.livejournal.com]

Sweet. One caution, though: this book contains material I should *definitely* not have read at when I was 14. Just be forewarned, Conroy doesn't pull punches, and he's dealing with some seriously fucked-up material in here.

Other than that, I eagerly await the book report. :)

[oceanic.livejournal.com]

the best from mine:

oceanic is clearly in a class by itself and i wanted to learn as much about the history of this model as possible
oceanic is making to its network
oceanic is just another old radio
oceanic is the stunning follow
oceanic is simply splendid
oceanic is charging a 0
oceanic is a large shark growing to about 350 cm
oceanic is rolling out
oceanic is still being considered on a lease basis
oceanic is owned by new york
oceanic is a 7 band design
oceanic is aptly named
oceanic is a 39
oceanic is created at the mid ocean ridges
oceanic is near to the champs
oceanic is to the left
oceanic is equipped to meet the demands of sailing yacht designers for many years to come
oceanic is one fucker of a instrumental concept albulm
oceanic is prohibited
oceanic is self
oceanic is part of the premier star/ship fleet
oceanic is mentioned in old literature
oceanic is the favorite
oceanic is a subsidiary of time warner entertainment
oceanic is a great reason to give your dealer a call
oceanic is both sleek and stable
oceanic is basaltic
oceanic is pleased with the servers
oceanic is proud to have received a tester's choice award for it's shadow mask
oceanic is now available and going fast
oceanic is marketing the v

[sun-set-bravely.livejournal.com]

oceanic is simply splendid

Googlism is so smart! This is absolute truth.

[oceanic.livejournal.com]

Aww. :*) Plus I get consonance!

[tallgirl.livejournal.com]

I'm confused. How does this work?

Did you just enter your first name? Your full name? Did you enter your lj name?

[sun-set-bravely.livejournal.com]

I entered my full first name. But you can enter any variation on your name to see what comes up. My LJ name didn't come up with anything, I don't think. Not anything interesting, anyway.

[heidilouwho.livejournal.com]

i typed in my full name and this is what i got back...

"Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about heidi shen yet."

...sad...

[sun-set-bravely.livejournal.com]

yeah, they didn't know about my full name either. I just used my first name.

[sun-set-bravely.livejournal.com]

but your first name gives us such gems as...

heidi is true to her name
heidi is our front desk
heidi is cool
heidi is hot
heidi is honored in the year 2001
heidi is in need of a loving home in texas
heidi is a headcase
heidi is all my life and all my world
heidi is now acclaimed as one of the nation's leading cake artists by the squires group
heidi is a chewer
heidi is the author of nine books
heidi is good at loving
heidi is an 8 to 9 month old german shepherd/australian cattle dog cross
heidi is your only choice for new leadership in the runoff
heidi is available to answer any other questions you may have

hee hee hee!

[heidilouwho.livejournal.com]

true dat!

[fathoming.livejournal.com]

Isn't the odd poetry wonderful?? My favorite on yours is "j. is threatened by a hungry wild rooster." Awesome!