oy vey

I shouldn't complain because I'm getting paid to do this, but I have to. Briefly, because I'm at work.

I'm playing Telemarketer today, calling people that I don't want to call, that don't want to hear from me, to invite them to an event that I know they don't want to attend.

this is so painful

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I mean, I remember when the phone was a powerful force to be reckoned with. When you're 13 and you're calling the number of a BOY that you like, that ring on the other end made your heart speed up... what if he picks up? What do I say? What if his mom picks up? What if no one's home? What if they've got an answering machine? It used to be so exciting to use the phone. Sometimes it still is; that anticipation of a human voice can be delicious.

This is all coming back to me because with each call I make here at work, I dread the sound of a human voice... please let it be an answering machine, please please please...

this is soo sooo sooo embarrassing